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Free TV Pitches for Man Detective ShowsIn the spirit of the holidays, wherein I will return to my hometown and many white men over 50 will try to get me to watch Bosch or Ray…Dec 12, 2018Dec 12, 2018
A List of Books I’ll Never Writea dating guide that is just 200 pages of me saying, “Woe betide, I have spent my entire twenties buying tacos for dog walkers and I’ll…Apr 23, 2018Apr 23, 2018
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Men Not to Fuck in 2k18It could be argued that every year on this planet is an unmitigated shitshow. But, it feels like 2017—more than most—fit that title. We’re…Jan 13, 20183Jan 13, 20183
The Paul Brothers Are America, BabyWhen covering the Paul brothers — two Vine stars turned YouTube stars turned American nightmares — so much of the coverage seems to…Jan 2, 20181Jan 2, 20181
